Nubz-n-Doobz

“One ring in 2021, and a two-year apology tour ever since.”

Six seasons, one title, and a résumé that reads like a polygraph in progress. Nubian003 arrived in 2020, finished 9th, then ripped off the 2021 Yahoo crown like a man who'd cracked the code — before finishing 7th, then dead-last 12th in 2023. The 2024 split personality was the masterpiece: 2nd place in the Yahoo redraft while simultaneously bricking to 12th in the dynasty debut. Same brain, two leagues, opposite results. Sleeper got the evil twin, and he's never left.

2025: Back-to-Back Basement: 4-10 and the Bottom Bunk Again

Progress! 2025 delivered a whole extra win over 2024 — from 3-11 to 4-10 — and 1,577.71 points, a 36-point improvement on the previous year's pile. At that rate of growth, Nubz-n-Doobz reaches .500 sometime around the 2039 season. The finish was the same address as always: 12th place, second consecutive year, giving him a perfect record of never having finished anywhere else in the dynasty era. Two years, 28 games, seven wins. That's a .250 clip, which is a fine batting average and a war crime of a winning percentage. Get-N-Jigba With It swept him 3-0, AMoldavan and sparkhill each beat him three times in four tries, and only Empire of Rebels — a 2-1 edge — kept the whole rivalry ledger from being a group text he mutes.