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Tyler Shough outscored Lamar Jackson head to head and mlev lost by 21

Tyler Shough outscored Lamar Jackson in this game, head to head, on the same scoreboard, so mlev's franchise quarterback lost to Nubz's superflex. Dalton Schultz then outscored mlev's two starting receivers by himself, and Nubz did all of it with Saquon Barkley giving him 2.75. mlev outscored this guy by 82 last week and lost to him by 21 this week, to a lineup carried by a tight end and a Saints quarterback.

go0's margin of victory was bigger than goff211's entire score

Dak Prescott outscored both of goff211's quarterbacks combined, by himself, from the superflex. Jalen Hurts was the best thing Inner Excellence had all day, and in go0's lineup he'd have been the seventh best starter, a hair behind Joe Burrow. go0 won by 91, which is more than goff scored all afternoon, so the margin beat the man. It's September, go0's one month a year to look like a champion, and goff211 made sure he got the full experience.

Allen beat Juice's backfield, JSN beat his receivers, Juice beat nobody

Josh Allen outscored all three of Juice's running backs put together, and Jaxon Smith-Njigba did the same to all three of his receivers. Two roster spots beat six while Ryan started Rhamondre Stevenson for pocket change. Paul, you've outscored three of the 1-1 teams and you're 0-2, which sounds like bad luck until Tre Tucker has 25 on your bench and Ladd McConkey has 5 in your lineup. Four rings and the reigning champ treated you like a bye week.

Rob won the quarterback battle 15.60 to 14.18 and lost by 93

Rob won the quarterback matchup. Herbert and Caleb outscored Lawrence and Maye, two dead QBs beating two slightly deader QBs, and he still lost by 93, the worst beating anyone took this week. Davante Adams and CeeDee Lamb came within four points of outscoring Rob's entire starting lineup by themselves, two guys against ten. Last week we said Spark was 1-0 because he drew the only team that forgot to show up, and Rob read that and volunteered.

Sean hangs 57 on the King of Second Place with a backfield worth 11.80

Sean beat Lack by 57 with Javonte Williams and Jacory Croskey-Merritt combining for 11.80 at running back, which is a backfield you'd find on waivers in December. Amon-Ra St. Brown outscored Lack's three starting receivers six times over by himself, and Sean's worst starter, DK Metcalf, was neck and neck with Lack's best receiver. Lack has now lost his two games by a combined 131 points. The King of Second Place is getting bodied by the guy whose headlights we've been laughing at.

Geno Smith outscored both of Brendan's quarterbacks combined

Geno Smith, Adam's second quarterback, outscored both of Brendan's quarterbacks combined, and Adam's the guy who opened the season with Sam Darnold. The A+ offseason hung 160 last week and 103 this week, while last week's worst team dropped 140 on him. Both Joneses on Brendan's roster outscored his starting quarterback by double digits, and one of them is Daniel Jones. Brendan got out-quarterbacked by the Sam Darnold guy, and the chat's never letting that go.