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Josh Allen was the third best quarterback in Nubz vs Ryan

Ryan, your MVP got outscored by Bryce Young. And by Brock Purdy. Josh Allen left that game as the third best quarterback in it, and that's before anyone gets to the other half of your superflex. Nubz's two passers beat your two by 20 and the final margin was 18, so stop staring at the running backs. The whole thing was decided at the one position you were supposed to own. Tyler Shough put up 16 on Nubz's bench, by the way. He'd have been your second best quarterback. Sit with that.

goff renamed the team Love Hurts and both namesakes combined for 19 points

Love Hurts, huh. Jeremiyah Love gave you 5.5. Jalen Hurts gave you 13.5. The two guys you named the franchise after put up 19 together, and Drake Maye beat that by himself from Spark's superflex. CeeDee Lamb outscored both of your starting receivers combined with room to spare. goff, you squeezed every point your roster had to offer this week, and it was nowhere near a guy who carried two dead slots in his own lineup. The name's accurate, at least. Keep it. It's going to keep being accurate.

Sean and mlev combined for 214 and Juice nearly outscored both of them by himself

The two of you put up 214 between you, and Juice came within a couple dozen points of beating your entire matchup alone, in a different game, with a zero in his lineup. mlev, you ran four running backs out there and the four of them totaled 32. Sean got 28 out of Javonte by himself. That's the whole difference, and nothing else in this box score deserves a second look. Sean, you won the game nobody wanted to be in. Take it. mlev, you lost it, which takes real effort.

Ten pass catchers between go0 and Brendan scored 52. Kenneth Walker scored 32.

Brendan, forget Rice for a second. Look at the whole game. The two of you started ten wide receivers and tight ends between you and they scored 52 points combined, which is a bad week for one receiver. Kenneth Walker outscored your five by himself. He outscored go0's five by himself too, and go0's five were worse than yours. You lost to a team whose entire receiving corps scored 22, and you did it with Bijan handing you 31 on a platter. go0 didn't beat you. He just remembered to start a running back.

Adam won the backfield by 13 and there was no lineup on his roster that beats Juice

Adam, your running backs beat his running backs. Kyren, Hubbard and Cook outscored Kamara, Monangai and Chase Brown by 13, and most weeks that's the game. Then Juice's quarterbacks, receivers and tight end put up roughly double what yours did and it was over by dinner. This should bug you more: put Cousins in, put Jaylin Noel in, fix every slot on the roster, and your best possible lineup was 177. Still loses by 13. You could've played this one perfectly and lost by two touchdowns. Sleep on that one.

Rob's perfect lineup loses to Lack by less than a point

Rob, we checked. Every guy on your roster in the right slot, Woody Marks in for Henderson, Gadsden in for Waller, the Bears defense, all of it, comes out to 147. Lack scored 148. You could not have won this game with the players you own. Your bench's top score was Tyson Bagent, and you started two tight ends and still lost the tight end fight by a mile. Lack, before you get comfortable, you won by eight with Dontayvion Wicks taking up a starting spot for 3 points while Jameson Williams had a real game on your bench. King of Second Place, this one's first by a nose.